Weed (Skit)

[Remo , Stacks, Cousin]

No, no, you fucker
You fucking smokin' that trash
Save that bullshit for the bitches
Look, lemme, I'ma... give me a second, fucker, I'ma make a phone call real quick

Hey, hey, hey Stacks, what the fuck is the deal with you, fucker?

Hey, Remo, my friend el negrito from uptown, que lo que pasa?

Ain't nothing, fucker, I'm just tryin' to show this young fucker how to get right
I need a pound of your sweetest cheeba!

Hey papa, I'm just a little tied up right now, right?
But check this out, man
My cousin is fresh off the boat
I'm gonna send him uptown
He got you pa, no problems

Haha, aiight, motherfucker
Tell that fucker to watch out for INS
Or he'll back on that boat
Hurry up though, money long, nigga!
Big money, nigga, big money, you know how I do it!

??? take it easy, Remo he' coming

Aiight, nigga, cut that "goyi-goyi" shit out too

You're gonna go see this moreno. Este tipo,he's says he's some big time producer...

This fuckin' guy supposed to be some big time drug dealer
Who the hell he think he is?

He said he worked with Irv Gotti, Ashanti, Ja Rule...

John Gotti, Tony Soprano... oh, you must be Nino Brown!

You ask me, he's a real fuckin' come mierda, real paquetero

This motherfucker ain't nobody
He ain't no-thing

...Strawberry, Frankenberry, you ??? a fuckin moreno berry if he wants to, I don't really give a fuck

I smoke with the fucking best of 'em
Eartha Kitt nigga, who d--
Mario Van Peebles, nigga!
Sweetback nigga, the fuck goin' on?
The bad ass, nigga
Motherfucking Lionel Richie, nigga!
Fuck is goin' on, nigga?
Sidney Portier, nigga!
Motherfucking James Earl Jones, nigga!
Motherfucking Muhammad Ali and Cassius Clay, nigga!
Fuck is you talkin' bout, nigga?
The Irreplaceable, nigga!
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