Weebcraft Loser

I don't wear gold chains 'cause I am not a rapper
When I'm done fucking your girl
In the bin I put the wrapper
If your bitch was a burger, my dick is UberEats
And I would pay ten dollars for some pics of her feet

I am not a loser even tho I'm ugly as fuck
'Cause I still DM the cuties but they still stand me up
But I don't give a fuck 'cause I still got TF2
Miss Pauline is a savage, she swallows, she don't chew

I went on a date but y'all went out as friends
I'm sorry you're too pussy to call it what it is
Sometimes I spend all day grinding up the Minecraft
I killed the dragon for a bitch, she didn't let me shaft

I am cool, I hang out with year above's for the status
Chillin' in the O-block like I'm the fuckin' saddest
I think I'm really cool 'cause I smoked weed twice
But at least I'm not the loser who acts like a dyke;

My data plan is fatty but I only text my dad
My class thinks I'm retarded that I'm always fucking sad
But the truth is if y'all were gone I'd be really glad
I just wanna go home and play Minecraft

Here I am trying to ride so get off the mother fucking tracks!

Yeah I know I'm fucking garbage but I don't give a fricken' heck
Yeah I watch a ton of anime and I want a body pillow
In Minecraft I kill hoes; I suck toes!