“Weasel of Doom/Lady ‘95” is an unlisted bonus track on the CD version of Laugh While You Can Monkey Boy. After the album’s last proper track, “What’s On,” concludes, there are fifty-six brief silent tracks, followed by these hidden songs on track sixty-nine.
[Spoken Intro]
All right, Weasel of Doom, Lady '95, take one
["Weasel of Doom"]
[Verse 1]
Alright!
It'll get in your brain
It'll drive you insane
You'll feel the disdain
You know it's a shame
The weasel is king
[Pre-Chorus]
The weasel, he'll get into you
He'll tear you in two
The weasel will do
The weasel
The weasel, the weasel is you
[Chorus]
The weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
The weasel of doom
(The weasel of doom)
[Verse 2]
You feel the confusion
You've got a contusion
This nuclear fusion
Is just an illusion
It's just unsafe
[Pre-Chorus]
The weasel will drive you insane
He'll get in your brain
He'll bring you some pain
The weasel
The weasel does cocaine
[Chorus]
The weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
The weasel, the weasel of doom
Alright!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
The weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
The weasel, the weasel of doom
Ah-ha!
["Lady '95"]
[Verse 3]
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
[Chorus]
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die, just don't drink
[Verse 3]
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
[Chorus]
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die, just don't drink
(Yeah) Hey!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die (Just don't drink)
Kill me and die, just don't drink
Weasel of Doom was written by Sicko.
Weasel of Doom was produced by Kurt Bloch.
Sicko released Weasel of Doom on Fri May 19 1995.