We Will Make You One of Us

Hi, um, I-I-I-I don’t have a whole lot of- of time. Um, and, and… I-I-I’ve kinda been running across the country, um, um… oh man, I don’t know where to start. They’re-they’re-they’re, uh, they’re- they’re-, gonna- um, they’ll triangulate on this position really, really soon, Um. Okay, um, um, Okay, what- what we think of their… uh, they’re, they’re extra-dimensional beings that… an earlier precursor of the, um... made contact with… Uh, th-they-they are not what they claim to be. Uh, they have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a-a-a lot of aspect of-of-of... uh, di- disasters that are coming. They, uh, they’re, uh- I’m sorry… Th-the government knows about them, and there’s a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now, Art. They are not- they want your major population centers… wiped out… so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable… uh… [sobbing]

You are sleeping, you do not want to believe.​