One two three and I come with the redneck style
Because you know I get paid by the mile like Avis
I pave this Fast save this everybody smile. .
And act gracious
See I rob banks I pull pranks sometimes I eat
Franks and knishesbest wishes I`m vicious and here
I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend
Stick `em up punk it`s the Fun Lovin` Criminal
Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. .
I`m more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream I yell I bark I bite
I`ll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
I never say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody knows fat birds don`t fly
Stick`em up punk it`s the Fun Lovin` Criminal
Means with the green murder on your spleen
Living in a dream do you know what I mean
Goateed indeed smart like John Steed
I`ll steal your girlie and I`ll steal your weed
I got so much flavor. . .I always leave you chewin`
I got so many styles you think I`m from the U.N
I broke into the White House and never got caught
And I`d be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut
We`re always optimistic about human relations
We`ve got more friends than my man Peter Gatien
We`re always fun loving so don`t start bugging
If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging