We’re Being Creepy

[Skit: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz, Mrs. 8 Legz]
What if I never survived the fall down the stairs when I was a baby?
Then you wouldn't be here, man
I know
What if that stick in the eye was a quarter of an inch to the right?
Like, fuck
It would've been perfect, man
You wouldn't have been here
I wouldn't have had to deal with you
I wouldn't be here, man
Has your mom ever hit you with a car?
Mom backed over me
Is SUV considered a car?
No, it was a Bonneville, and it was blue
It was a blue Bonneville '94
Man
I just wanna cut myself
Dude, I rеally wanna cut you
I just wanna cut in line
I- I wanna cut you while you cut in line
I just wanna gеt a haircut
We are- you can't. Barbershops are closed, dude
I just wanna cut it out
I hope I'm not interrupting you guys
Hey! Yo, what the fuck?
Oh, well, I'm sorry
It's not what it looks like
It's a creepy crawler machine, I swear
Okay? What are you guys even doing in here?
Yo, we're being creepy. Get the fuck out of here
Yeah, we're creepy as fuck. F's in the chat
Yo, spooky. We got spooky vibes in here
Creeps in the chat
Okay, whatever
Get the fuck out of here
It's like a skeleton dancing in the black light
Well, sorry. There's someone at the door for you guys
We don't give a fuck, man
Yo, who- is it one of our friends?
I don't have any friends
I don't know if it's one of your fuckin' friends
If any one of our friends, tell them to fuck off
Off
Okay
Off, off, off, off
Tell them to find the fucking find it, get on it and off of it
Off of it, dude
Tell them to fuck off
You guys are fuckin' idiots