We Love Our Bodies

Every tushies is a snowflake
Every nipple is a star
Every curve and swerve is beautiful
Every stretch mark, every scar
We're a smorgasbord off gorgeousness
No two of us the same
God made us in her image and that girl ain't got no shaaaaaaaaame!

I love my body!
I love it all!
Every wrinkle, pimple, dimple, big or small

My booty is a beauty
My boobs a work of art
My love handles
My bat wings
I love every single part!

Cellulite, and knobby knees
Itty bitties and doubble Ds
Skinny legs and thunder thighs
Areolas of every shape and size

Innies, outies, easties, westies
Parts I only show my besties
Full figure and tiny tush
Bikini waxed and full-blown bush!

We love our bodies
We want the world to know
Every inch from frizzy hair to crooked toe

Every belly, flat or round
Every butthole, bleached or brown
Tiny, tubby, spunky, chunky, funky, short and tall

We love it all!

[Mirror Missy's intervention]
-Hahaha, that's laughable
Just because these women are okey with their gross bodies doesn't mean you get to be
Get a grip, Flat Stanley

-Y'know what, Mirror Missy?
Why don't you just go
Fudge yourself, you fusging... C...C.. CUNT!

-Mama Mia!
I'm melting!
[End of Mirror Missy's intervention]

We love it all!