​we don’t talk about milo vs. Alucard

[Intro: we don't talk about milo]
Alright, let's see, let's see

[Verse 1: we don't talk about milo]
Looks like it's your first battle, let me say welcome in!
We go hard here, not very welcomin'
We won't wait for you to get settled in
We just get to the poundin'
My third turn, another round in
Check the aux, see if we got the sound in
Baby, the alarms'll start soundin'
'Cause I'm, I'm goin' in
Grab your anime girl pillow, it's blowin' in
I guess you like your pussy kawaii
Come on, no need to be shy
We've just begun, but say your goodbyes
I'm ready to hear your cries, why?
Don't get out of line
I'm here to take what's mine
At the end of it all, you won't be fine
Hopefully, you can be mature, and not whine
If they said I'm winnin', they wouldn't be lyin', fuck

[Verse 2: Alucard]
Step into the arena like John Cena
This is my first battle
But that's okay 'cause I'll eat you like cattle
No Hannibal, fanatical
'Cause this here is laughable, and Eren is on my side this time
It's time to ride the tide, it's do or die
Been on Genius for a while
I cast a spell on my foes
To go toe-to-toe in the arena
Bye Felicia, it was really nice to see you
What other language can I say
To wish you away
Gonna cook you like a Banista
Hasta la vista, mamacita
All I know is anime, so take a one punch to the face
If you lick that lollipop, you're bound to catch a case
The Joker in my hand, but I always keep a Ace
No D. for the monkey
You can get all of your Hunters to come hunt me
So I'll Alluka to turn you into nothing

[Verse 3: we don't talk about milo]
My guy, you so needy, you need to use the tate review thread
You say "Bye Felicia" like that meme isn't already dead
Took so long, you were almost forefeited
You told me to read the rules, you should do what you said
You need to read the fuckin' room, the room you haven't read
Alucard, need to take your allergy meds
Can't even go out, can't leave your bed
You sit, breathin' with your mouth
You thought you had this in the pouch
Can't even get to your fuckin' couch
Took a big twenty, you were technically out
But we let you take your precious time
I hope you're happy, broke the rules, committed a crime
Baby, you deceased, just admit
You were busy readin' manga, all that Japanese shit
I'm winning, like hard, but don't throw a fit
You and your John Cena shit can take another hit, fuck

[Verse 4: Alucard]
I can think of words off the top of my head
Wait a minute, who closed this thread?
I'm at large spitting acid, Steven, Lars
You got Megan Thee Stallion
I got a whole battalion
To take you down with extreme prejudice
I'm so sinister that even you can't measure this
Reading manga is all I do
Let's face it, I'll embrace it
My dream one day is to make one of my own Webtoon
Something like the god of high school
You wanna duel, let's duel, or have a food war
I can do both and murder you while I'm doing my chores
This is the highest peak of rhythm so watch as I kill him
As he sizzles on the stove for days
Yo, paint the way because today I am Hokage
Run up in shit like a shadow clone jutsu
Lighting blade to your chest like your Rin
You've thrown a bullet at me, that's a sin
I reverse it, man I'm tired of anime with all these goddamn cures
That's lurking
Uno card at table, Fairy Tail, but I don't see a fable
I'll make you rage quit as I stomp you into the pavement

[Verse 5: we don't talk about milo]
You got no bitches, you got no men
You think you hot, but you eleven less than ten
I'll whoop your ass, like Street Fighter, Ken
Call it off now, your ass I'll lend
The fuckin' fact is, you ain't even takin' hits at me
Like you want me to win, like it'll make you happy
Your rhymes are weak, too shabby
I'm here all week, it ain't crappy
Put your ass on a plate, don't get sappy
So moved, take off your hat, please
I've gotten on the map, with ease
You're like a bee with no stinger, I ain't stung
You can't get no anime hoes, you're not hung
Actin' sus, like an imposter, I'm among
Wish you wasn't so high, high strung
Your career was done as soon as I sung
Fuckin' pathetic, you collapse your lungs
Almost done, it wasn't fun
I can surely fuckin' take another one
Super fuckin', it's your turn, son, fuck

[Verse 6: Alucard]
Rokuro Okajima, I don't need a gun to kill you
I'll murder you with words, wait now why you tryna steal food?
That's not cool
If I'm the imposter then let me eat you
Yuno Gasia, all I have to say is "I love you"
And she'll beat you
When I rep with the team, hit you with the special beam
My lungs are fine, it's just I'm high
Like The Anime Man I'm a guy "culture"
Don't mess with me 'cause I keep the spirit beam in my holster
Got zero Anime posters
Now hocus pocus, gotta focus, 'cause I own this
Now let me drink your blood, I'll turn you into my slave
I'll kill you with your lyrics as I write them in this page
I'll crush you like Satella, wait come back Cinderella
You're missing your slipper
While your bars getting thinner
As you realize and take a look at the bigger picture

[Verse 7: we don't talk about milo]
Alright, bitch, no need to get hyper
Outta all the people I've ever met, you the slowest typer
Take my fuckin' aim, turn into that fuckin' sniper
You go "Waa, waa," need a tear wiper
Sneaky viper, I'm not fuckin' allowed
With that John Cena simp shit, wish you weren't so loud
I'll win all the applause of the crowd
This hit, so muhfuckin' critical
This pain, it's definitely physical
The abuse, not metaphorical
So (And, and) pathetic, so boring, cool
You the one bein' a foolish fool
You just overlook me, like your least used tool
On my Minecraft shit, bitch, make your ass a craft
You're a waifu punk, this shit ain't daft
Build yourself a bitch, put Bella Poarch on a raft (Bye!)
Why do you keep fuckin' bringing up anime?
Can’t talk about anything else, except your cartoon base
Just ended you, like that bitch ended Harambe
Bitch, you fucking suck, but I just slayed, fuck

[Verse 8: Alucard]
I finna got Berserk and do you like Griffith did Casca
I'm Alucard so, Milo please follow Sera's example and call me "Master"
Minecraft shit, you fuck Minecraft chicks
That shit makes me so sick
Some please call John Wick to kill this kid
Wait no I'll do it for you so tell all the fans who adore you
To watch this as we smash shit up in this cockpit
If you want this then run the gauntlet
Step up into the studio as you get one thousand boos
Why so blue? I don't have a clue
These bars are so hard they'll make you my waifu
I'll be on the couch chilling out while you're tying my shoes
"Zero-Two more like zero poo"
My bars are relentless so be a good boy and sit in attention
Chill out before you be on Maury, making my facial expression look like Kakeguri
You can say this is a "hit or miss"
But It'll only take one shot to finish this

[Verse 9: we don't talk about milo]
I fuck Minecraft bitches? I'm gay, read the fucking room
You dead, right now, I'm burying the tomb
Gone so soon? Gone so soon?
Sleepin' under the moon?
You fuckin' wish, bitch
You haven't even had your first kiss
Go read my song about piss
I'm number fuckin' one, on the list
Go cry to Satella, go fuck your sis
You shoot your shot, you fuckin' miss
I've had just about enough of this, fuck
Bitch, you can’t even rhyme, or even spell right
End you, hell yeah, bitch, I might
You're new, so let me tell you, bitch, I bite
If you're gas station water, I'm McDonald’s Sprite
Like McDonald's Sprite, I'm muhfucking addictin'
You too scared to show your face, you chicken
That anime girl puss you dream of lickin'
Yet it's your ass I'm kickin'
I'll dropkick your ass, like a mile
Put your tears in a jar, put your jar in my pile, fuck

[Outro: we don't talk about milo]
Alright, I'm done with my bitchin'
I just gotta know, who do you think won the competition?