“We Are The Champions”

[Close-up of Stevie Richards' newly-won ECW World Tag Team Title belt as the camera pulls back.]

STEVIE RICHARDS: (singing) "We are the champions, we are the champions, we are the champions (jumping up and down while Raven, in a The Cult T-shirt, turns away, and Beulah McGillicutty stands stone-faced) , no time for losers, like you Public Enemy, 'cause we are the Champions (makes exaggerated gestures). Tonight, on this glorious night, Raven and Stevie Richards fulfilled MY destiny and became the ECW World Tag Team Champions. The best part is, (loud) I got the pin on Public Enemy! I pinned none other than the captain of the team, Flyboy Rocco Rock (does the Cabbage Patch to mock Rocco). And as a matter of fact, i didn’t even have to hook his leg! They're just a couple of wusses, just a bunch of pansies. You know ECW fans, Raven and Stevie Richards are the kind of role models that every little person, every little boy and girl should look up to in this world. We represent you. We are the representatives of ECW. Thank you and have a good night. (Smiling and exaggerated gestures).