We are Number One but it’s explained by Bill Wurtz

Brand new road to the world

[Intro]
Robbie: "Question 1: Are you, uh, a real samurai?"
Bobbie: "Well uhh technically uhh, no."
Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy like, uh, like a Jesus?"
Bobbie: "Nope."
Robbie: "Have you ever tried a deadly lazer?"
Bobbie: "No, I don’t think so."
Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you to be merchants, probably!"

[Hook]
(Now there’s more art)
Hey!
We are number -1,000,000,000
(Trees!)
We are number -40,000

[Verse 1: Robbie Rotten, Bill Wurtz]
Hi, dipshits!
(Can you call us something else?)
Here’s a little lesson in quarks and stuff
This is going down in China
If you wanna be Vikings Number One
You have to conquer all of India
Just follow me and sneak around
Be careful not to have babies
"Ding Dong!"
"That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the Church."

[Hook]
(Fight!)
We are the Persian Empire
We are the League of Nations
We are the Soviet Union

[Verse 2: Robbie Rotten, Bill Wurtz]
Ha ha ha!
Now look at this space dust that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go! (fail)
(Nice going, Genghis!)
(Well I guess we’ll have to find another way)
Now watch and look, here's the deal
He’ll slip and slide on these spices
(Ha ha ha, gasp! How did this happen?)

[Outro: Robbie's Dream Team, Bill Wurtz]
(Finish him!)
(The United States is also working on a very large bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are spiritual
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(Taste the sun)
(You could make a reli- no don’t)
Hey China!
(But he came back)
Hey Christians!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(It’s the Cambrian Explosion)
We are number one, hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are the Seljuk Turks
We are Barbarians
We are hot, bye bye