We Are All Accelerated Readers (Daytrotter Session)

[Intro: Gareth]
These are for [?] power, circa 1995

[Verse 1: Gareth & Aleks, Aleks, Gareth & Aleks]
I was sick in my mouth
Because of the fear of the scent of an ex-girlfriend
And no more conversations
About what Breakfast Club character you'd be
I'd be the one that dies (No-one dies)
Well, then what's the point?

[Verse 2: Gareth & Aleks, Gareth]
You should have built a statue, and so I did of you
And you were ungrateful and slightly offended
At the dimensions of it
Oh, you said you looked less like the Venus de Milo
And more likе your mother in a straitjacket
I think it's great that you'rе doing fine now
But enough is enough and I've had enough

[Chorus: Aleks]
Since we became accelerated readers
We never leave the house

[Bridge: Gareth]
You should have built a wall
You should have built a wall

[Verse 3: Gareth & Aleks]
And I'm not Bonnie Tyler, and I'm not Toni Braxton
And this song is not gonna save your relationship
Oh, no shit
And this sentimental movie marathon has taught us one thing
It's the opposite of true love is as follows:
Reality

[Bridge: Gareth & Aleks]
You should have built a wall, not a bridge
(Since we became accelerated readers)
You should have built a wall, not a bridge
(We never leave the house)

[Chorus: Gareth & Aleks]
Since we became accelerated readers
We never leave the house
Since we became accelerated readers
We never leave the house