Watford’s Burning (Connie Constance Skit)

[Conversation: Hak Baker & Connie Constance]
Yeah man!
World's End FM, World's End FM
It's 'Telephones 4 Eyes'
Hak! Hak!
Who's that? Who's that?
Hello, can you hear me?
I can hear you, who's that?
It's Connie Constance
Oh bloody hell, what's happenin' girl?
Oh do you know what? I would say I'm alright but I'm not alright
What's happening? What's happening?
What's going on man?
I'm pissed off
Why man?
Everyone, everyone I see has got their flipping phones up filming everything all the time
But no one's actually doing anything about it
I walked down Watford high street, up in flames
You've got people standing there with their phones telling everyone
Telephones for eyes mate, telephones for eyes
Exactly! That's why I was listening to your tune and I was like 'I need to jump on and tell you'
I'm pissed off too mate
World's End FM
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Thank you for calling up man
It's a bit late now though
The world's gunna end
And do you know what, I think it's about time
I'm done with it
Well enjoy your last ten hours girl
We're up in flames in a minute
Well I'll see you in the skies Hak
I'll see you in hell girl