Waterboy

[Intro]
Remember that dude?
Remember that dude who looked like a raisin dressed up to go to a party?
Okay
Okay
Alright

[Verse 1]
Look at me, it's ten degrees
And I'm outside harvesting clams
Congratulations on your new job
You fuckin' rat! This ain't what you want
Chicken water filled in your cup
Slept three days, now I'm up
Steal a bike, make a couple bucks
Called the dude, said, "Let's meet up"
Let's meet up

[Chorus]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long

[Verse 2]
You get high on nostalgia
You should get checked for chlamydia
A big TV, small couch
Need more liquids in your mouth
All dried up like a fuckin' prune
Or like a raisin dude
Remember that dude?
Remember that dude
All dressed up like, you know r-, like, uh

[Chorus]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long

[Breakdown]
Okay
Alright
Okay

[Bridge]
You need money for a hamburger
Drink your beer room temperature
Nodding off on painkillers
Lost your girl, you're still textin’ her

[Outro]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long