Watchmojo

[Intro]
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

[Verse 1]
Top ten bitches I've fucked:
Number 10, your mom
Number 9, your sister
Number 8, your other sister
Oh number 7, you won't believe number 7
Your other OTHER sister, yeah
Got a lot of sisters
'Cause your mom's a hoe
Number 6, your brother
'Cause your brother's a hoe (haha)
And number 5? Number 5? Is you
'Cause you a hoe (hahaha)
Number 4, number 4, number 4
You can't even imagine number 4
Your wife
I- Number 3, your knife
And I- Number 2, your fork, and number 1, your spoon
(ahaha, what) Yuh
Thanks for watchin'

[Bridge]
I lovе Watchmojo
I jerk hoes in the dojo
You probably watch Jojo
Santa Claus you is a hoе

[Verse 2]
The top 10 people who should kill themselves:
Number 1, you!
I crank like Soulja Boy, "you!"
Fuckin' your bitch in the ass
Everyone gettin' the cash (uh)
Except for you, Devin (Devin)
You get fucked by Kevin
You a just a little bitch
You bald like Alec Baldwin
I'm gonna- Make your balls swellin'
You just a melon!
You probably commit felons!
You should be in the top ten people who commit double crimes
Because you stupid, and I'll- fuck all your family members, you horse