Watching Porn On My 3ds

[Intro: $ir $keet]
I'm watching porn on my 3DS
I'm watching porn on my 3DS
I'm watching porn on my 3DS, hey

[Chorus: $ir $keet]
You know that I love watching porn on my 3DS
Bitch I'd rather be jackin' off than having sex

[Verse 1: KolossalKocks]
Jackin' and jackin', the booty cheeks clappin' (Jack, jack)
I live off the hentai, eternally fappin' (Jack, yuh)
My family is worried, they wondered what happened
I'm prayed up with lotion, the lube get it crackin'
Huh (Kolossal), ebony porn
Feedin' my fetish, I watch ghetto gaggers (Ayy)
Scat porn and midgets the John brick of matter
I'm in incognito, disguised from the latter
Cut all the chatter, my semen gon' splatter
I type in bukake, watch emos get splattered (Huh)
Empty my balls on my chest for what matter (Yuh)
Asian porn sister, but it do not matter (Nah)
Time for round two, so I grab me a tissue
I like to watch incest, hope this not an issue
Taboo my favorite, I swear it be wit' you
My 3DS loaded (Brrah-dah-dah), like a pistol

[Bridge: $ir $keet]
(I'm watching porn on my 3DS) Hey, I'm watching porn on my 3DS today
(I'm watching porn on my 3DS) I got Crocs on my feet, I'm feeling great
(I'm watching porn on my 3DS) Pullin' out my 3DS, I'm 'bout to masturbate
(Hey, hey)

[Chorus: $ir $keet]
You know that I love watching porn on my 3DS (I'm watching porn on my 3DS)
(I'm watching porn on my 3DS) Bitch I'd rather be jackin' off than having sex

[Verse 2: $ir $keet]
(Oh, goddamn, go)
I'm watchin' porn in 3D
I'm jerkin' so fast, you can't see me
I'm jerkin' my dick 'til I'm breakin' my wrist
And yo' granny gon' suck on my pee-pee (Goddamn)
I'm watchin' porn on my 3DS (Woo)
I'd rather jack off than be havin' sex
I'm broke as fuck, if you look on my bank
You'll only be seein' a couple cents
Whippin' out my 3DS, I'm 'bout to start jackin' (Jackin')
Watch that shit in 3D 'cause you know that's where it's at, bitch (Goddamn)
I beat on my dick every day, I'm not lackin'
Then I get finished, clean it up with a napkin