Watchdog Report/Texas Has a Whorehouse in It

Watchdog will get you if you don't watch out
Watchdog sees and watchdog knows
Watchdog keeps us on our toes
Watchdog assures you that the law’s the law
No exceptions to the rule, watchdog ain’t no fool!

Watchdog protects you, he's out on the prowl
Guards and chirps the best he can, watchdog is a fighting man
Watchdog will throw his beam of light around
If some folks don't tow the line, watchdog's light will shine!

Texas has a whorehouse in it!
(Lord have mercy on our souls)
Texas has a whorehouse in it!
(Lord have mercy on our souls)

I'll expose the facts although it fills me with disgust
Please excuse the filthy dark details, and carnal lust
(Filthy dark details, and carnal lust)

Dancing going on inside it, don’t you see they’ve gone come wild!
I inquired, no one denied it, now I think I'm getting riled!
Bodies close together, arms and legs all rearranged
And the sheriff does not close it down
That's very strange!
(Does not close it down, that's very strange)

Mean-eyed juiced-up breaming teen honky-tonk cowboys (Oh no)
Mixing with green-eyed thin-lipped hard as nails peroxide blonds (Oh no)
Not to mention some types that you’d never guess would venture near
I can only pray, they’re loose and wild, ninety miles from here

And now, our own Melvin P. Thorpe singers

(Texas has a whorehouse in it)
I'll not let this scandal fade!
(Texas has a whorehouse in it)
I’ll uproot and I’ll crusade
I can smell corruption, and I'll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on
And it must stop!

Loveless copulation
Stop that copulation
Loveless copulation
Stop that copulation

Texas has a whorehouse in it
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas has a whorehouse in it
Lord have mercy on our souls
Watchdog smells corruption and he’ll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on, going on, going on, going on, going on, going on

Don't touch that dial, this is Melvin P. Thorpe saying I'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases
Watchdog never sleeps!

And it must stop
Watchdog’s gonna get you
Gonna shine his light on you
Watchdog’s gonna get you
Gonna shine his light on you