I've lathered my hand a-with the soap
And I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope
That when I'm finally done
My fingers don't smell just like my bum
Washing my butt in the shower
Washing my butt in the shower
Washing my butt in the shower
It usually takes about an hour
When I'm done washing my butt, I've got to wash my fingers
'Cause they're still stinky 'cause the poop smell lingers
Washing my butt in the shower
Washing my butt in the shower