Warts On Your Dick

Your life is spinning out of control
Seems the whole world is out to get you
Everything is wrong, nothing seems right-eh

There's a sinking feeling inside-eh
Even your best friend has turned his back
But-cha can't let it bring ya down, no you've gotta fight-eyy
Coz you've tried but ya can't let go

It's when you're down that ya gotta get up-eh
Don't let em walk all over your face-a
Stand up for yourself and make everything right again
Even if some guys trying to blackmail you
And your girlfriend thinks you suck
It's up to you to let them know
That it was all just part of some rich guy's evil plan

Look out ahead there's a truck changing lanes
You've got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
Less you start using topical cream everyday