War Broke Out In Hell

Devil's don't start duckin' and dodging, and turning out some lights
Devil's don't start duckin' and dodging, and turning out some lights
Some trouble might start and I've got to defend my rights

The devil hollered out, "Breakfast!" and the big chef he rung the bell
The devil hollered out, "Breakfast!" and the big chef he rung the bell
But when they put cornbread on my plate that's when war broke out in Hell

The devil hollered out, "What in the hell can be going on wrong?"
The devil, he hollered out, "What in the hell can be going on wrong?"
I had kicked over a table one mile and one half long

Now big devil, keep still; little devil don't you even mumble or buzz!
Big devil, you keep still; little devil don't you even mumble or buzz!
Do, I will be a bigger devil, than the devil ever was!

I out with my pistol, and I covered the while darned lousy crew
I out with my pistol, I covered the while darned lousy crew
I'll kill you, big devil, and all your young ones too

Now the deed to this palace is the only thing I want to see
The deed to this palace is the only thing I want to see
I'm gonna make Mr. Devil sign over this Hell to me