“Wanker!” is one of six demos written and performed by Lily Allen for the Bridget Jones Diary musical.
The demo was released along with the others on Soundcloud in 2014 after it was announced the project was no longer going ahead.
I wrote some great music for it, but [original book author] Helen F...
[Verse 1]
Don't patronize me
Don't think you have to let me down lightly
I think you're disillusioned
You've confused me with someone who cares (who cares)
I've made my decision
They've offered me a job in television
Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell
I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
[Hook]
What goes around, comes around
[Chorus]
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
[Verse 2]
Hope you get what you deserve
Hope you die in some absurd
Stupid ridiculous way
Hope you choke on your own spit
Hope your wife chops off your dick
When she finds out you're secretly gay
[Bridge]
Well, actually that would make quite a lot of sense
Because you are really rubbish in bed
Besides the point your horrible, and I hate you
You bastard! You really are a horrible bastard
[Verse 3]
I've made my decision
They've offered me a job in television
Before I say farewell, I hope to god you rot in hell
I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
[Hook]
What goes around, comes around?
[Chorus]
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wanker! was written by Greg Kurstin & Lily Allen.
Wanker! was produced by Greg Kurstin.
Lily Allen released Wanker! on Mon Jun 09 2014.