Waluigi vs Squilliam Fancyson - 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE -

[Intro]
100 HR Rap Battle
Waluigi
VS
Squilliam Fancyson
[Verse 1: Waluigi (Lew Kreerdun)]
WAH!
It's Waluigi time!
Turn the spotlight from this sleazy guy!
You really think you're living an easy life?
Everything you do's just measly spite!
What you tryna prove to a loser like Tentacles?
Always cause a racket call you Tennis Balls!
Speaking of better cover your testicles!
WALUIGI GOES NUTS ON A TENNIS COURT!
You con in your love lives as well
Cheated on Squidward with yourself
Fancy's your name but you're more lowbrow
How many REAL friends do you have right now?
I'm the life when I'm partying, the GOAT when I'm Karting
You'd only be hot if you're fried calamari
When you're FancySONNED, don't be sorry
It'll give you more attention than your house safari!

[Verse 2: Squilliam Fancyson (Matt Raichous)]
Ew you're disgusting...
Your whole wardrobe could use some dusting
You got no game, that's just one thing
Then you got no game no one's lusting!
Oh Wally, you're a slob...
They don't even want you in the series' plot
You only Smash in some fan-made mods
Too bad being left out is your only job
Trust me when I say you're so drab
Thought that you worked at Krusty Krab
Always kart race but can't spit a track!
Looking like Luigi but high on crack
HARH HERH
You're like Squiddy is
But you dress even more like an idiot
And you smell even worse than a tuna fish
Build me my statue when we're through with this

[Verse 3: Waluigi (Lew Kreerdun)]
WAH!
I doubt that you went to band class
The way that you rapped you would've been banned fast
You boast that you live a better life like a mad fool
When your rival gets by selling fast food
You gilded knob! I'll kick you out the door
You may be rich, but your skills are poor!
Left you unconscious the winner is MEE!
Ain't the first time you missed out on Sweet Victory!

[Verse 4: Squilliam Fancyson (Matt Raichous) Squidward (Bigward)]
Such a crybaby, screaming WAH
Girls in the kingdom all say NAH
When I walk in the room
"OH NO HE'S HOT"
When you show up
"DEAR GOD, HE'S NOT"
And in the newer games, you have no solidarity
Mario Kart 7 you're replaced by a Honey Bee
Look at your legacy, all I have to ask is
Who put you on the planet?
UUUGH