[Intro]
So I've been laying on the ground
A couple seconds unconscious
Got a bunch of broken bones
And lots of medical problems
I was desperate in the moment, so I went with the bombing
When it's survival of the fittest, you don't have many options (No you don't)
[Verse 1]
Just walk it off, 'cause I ain't done with the bloodshed (Yeah)
‘Nuff said, they left me out the game, I'm disgusted (Yuh!)
The only way to cope is to crush heads (Yeah)
But now I gotta be careful cuz the damage
That I'm on is 300
Let's start shit with Dark Pit (Haha)
Hit him out the park
Give Corrin some hard hits
King Dеdede got de-dе-demolished (Demolished!)
Villager was planting seeds then I planted his noggin
Uh! (Hah)
Ayo, I looked into the sky
Meta Knight over head
Tried to swoop in like a hawk
And take a swipe at my neck
Cat-like reflex, I've got the upper hand 'cause his back's to me (What?)
So I plucked his wings off and turned the bitch into an amputee (Eww)
Oh my God, my fuckin' head almost vanished
I look behind me, there she is, cannon loaded by Samus (Ay)
"What, you mad, bitch?" At least you're in the game
I don't have shit (Yuh!)
Her missile got deflected, now she's gone like some magic
That's it! (Haha)
Oh, it’s the Captain Falcon (Oh)
He tried the flaming kicks and punches
They were rapid (They were rapid)
But I can stick and move
Martial artist champion (Dang!)
The bottom of my shoe
Put him to sleep
Just like some Ambien (Haha...)
But then I got this weird feeling like somebody was watching me (What)
T'was the oddest thing, I'm going with my gut
So there's gotta be (Yuh)
I turn around to see a cardboard box right beside of me? (What?)
It ain't nothing, but then a damn snake came right out of it!
Ah!
[Chorus]
What's your problem with the Wah? (Wah wah)
What's your problem with the Wah?
Tell me, tell me what's your problem?
You got a problem you can say it to the Wah
Waluigi haters shaded me too long (shaded me too long)
Tell me what's your problem with the Wah? (What)
Tell me, tell me what's your problem with the Wah?
Tell me, tell me what's your problem
You got a problem you can say it to the Wah
Waluigi haters shaded me too long (What)
[Verse 2]
One by one I'm taking out the trash
I'm a scrapper
Single-handedly handing everyone's ass on a platter (Here you go)
Pissing on all of my foes, like I had a full bladder
I'm taking over Super Smash, its only one thing matters (Yeah!)
Felt a tap on my shoulder
Behold, it's Ganondorf (Oh)
If you're the demon king, then I'm a damn tyrannosaurus (Yeah)
Went for the flame punch
Turns out his aim sucked
Hit the pavement (What)
Strangled him with his cape
'Til all the air left his pair of lungs
Tell me that is not the person that I see
Riding dirty, dragon style on the backside of Ridley (What?)
Green imposter, 24-7 rival
That's that wannabe
Dare I say your name
I'll go insane and kill you, Luigi
They flew in closer
Their sole intention Is just to roast me (Yuh)
Breathing fire, my facial hair is sizzled and smoking (Damn!)
So I provoked him
Shoved my racket deep down his throat
Put him right in a comatose (Yeah)
No sign of any motion (Nah)
Luigi looked at me with eyes redder than the devil (Damn)
One of us will have to die before the war can settle (Let's do it)
This shit is monumental
Luigi took a shroom and then ingested (Oh)
Got jacked, Luigi Schwarrzenegger (Damn!)
He grabbed ahold of me
Strongest grip on me totally
Slip through the cracks of his fingers
I got lucky like cloverleaf (What, what!)
Dodging hands of a giant
Stay alive I've been trying
Time is ticking, about to consist of Luigi’s diet
I'm in need of a miracle
I'm cornered
My backs to the wall (Wall)
He's closing in, but something's shining right under that corpse
It's a star! (Convenient)
Situations so mythical
Kicked the body out the way
Snagged it, now I'm invincible! (Yeah)
Luigi leaped forward, that look in his eyes
His purpose is to eat me alive, jaws open wide
I dove right inside, but I'm bonafide, uh!
And so I bursted through his sternum
Like some purplish dynamite! (Damn)
[Chorus]
What's your problem with the Wah? (What, what)
What's your problem with the Wah? (What's your fuckin' problem?)
You got a problem you can say it to the Wah
Waluigi haters shaded me too long (Shaded me too long)
(Yeah) Tell me what's your problem with the Wah?
Tell me, tell me what's your problem (Yo what's your motherfuckin' problem?)
You got a problem you can say it to the Wah
Waluigi haters shaded me too long
Waluigi Smash Pt3 (Scrapped Version was written by The Kevin Bennett.
The Kevin Bennett released Waluigi Smash Pt3 (Scrapped Version on Tue Dec 29 2020.