Waluigi Smash Pt1

[Verse 1]
So I've been sitting in this multi-million dollar mansion that I live in
Sipping some exquisite wine, lobster tail fresh out the kitchen
But I've been thinking I ain't satisfied with all the riches
Things are different, I feel a part of me is missing

Because there is no invitation to the game of beatings
This is the ultimate slap in the face, I'm angered deeply
They call me up if they need a filler, that's how they treat me
They added Jigglypuff in again but said no Waluigi? (What?)

They just released it, definitely going to go ballistic
Big mistake, ixnaying the slender purple villain
Alert civilians, I lurk in buildings, disturbing millions
I'll hurt your feelings and curse at children, my smirk is chilling

They underestimated me from the getup
Remember they never thought I was a threat when I stepped in Mario Tennis
Jump in a sling pod, travel speed at the highest level
Bust through the ground like a giant worm from tremors

Just let me chug the rest of my merlot, limber up with some tae bo..
Practice swing with the racquet, loosening up my elbow
Time to put 'em on death row guess who confronts me first?
It's Pac-Man, so I laughed and whacked him back to the retro

[Chorus]
What's yo deal with Waluigi?
They made me vanish like I was Houdini (I was Houdini)
You can't select me, so I'll step in freely (I step in freely)
There's not a soul who can out-compete me (Not one)
What's yo deal with Waluigi? (Yo what’s your deal?)
I was a trophy now I'm trophy winnin' (Trophy winnin')
I'm making racket, cuz I'll come in swinging (I come in swinging)
They took me out cuz I'm bout to bring it
I’m bout’ to bring it! (What’s your deal with Waluigi?)

[Verse 2]
Meet me Gunner, you gonna gun me down?
Mii Swordfighter, you gonna cut me out?
Pit, I consider it a myth that you can bow and arrow a shot
I'll make you blackout like Mr. Game and Watch
Donkey Kong, who let you out of your crate at the zoo?
Big for nothing monkey, I'll tranquilize you just with my shoe

Incineroar, I insist that you sit before you get torched
Oh hey, Wario I like you but today you get war

That's for sure

R.O.B (Robo Beam)
Won't be effective when I hit that Control Alt Delete
Even if all of you team, I'm down to brawl and defeat
I never made the list, so now I gotta blow off some steam

Man, this is easy
Easy-peezy Robin squeezy
Ness was levitating so I leveled him and left him leaking
Bowser Jr. bit my ankle like a chihuahua
I was about to squash his body til’ a shadow came over top me
It was his father, big bad Bowser in the flesh
Tried to take me out with fire flames coming from his breath
I said "Hell no", you turtle lizard dinosaur bitch
Gave him a 10 punch and stomped on his dinosaur kid
He got squished

Ryu, you'll die dude
Ken, you'll die too
Stop looking at Dr. Mario, he cannot revive you

Lucario, I'm sorry bro. The energy in your aura low-----
Hang on, did I just get spit on by Mario?

[Chorus]
What's yo deal with Waluigi?
They made me vanish like I was Houdini (I was Houdini)
You can't select me, so I'll step in freely (I step in freely)
There's not a soul who can out-compete me (Not one)
What's yo deal with Waluigi? (Yo what’s your deal?)
I was a trophy now I'm trophy winnin' (Trophy winnin')
I'm making racket, cuz I'll come in swinging (I come in swinging)
They took me out cuz I'm bout to bring it
I’m bout’ to bring it! (What’s your deal with Waluigi?)