walking safety hazard

Long story short, yeah, I think I better run
Cause my hair’s growing mold and my face is going numb
I’m trouble every time, yeah, I'm banned from every mall
T-t-turn around now
T-t-turn around before it explodes
Oh shit, I fell down another flight
Then I had a stroke and broke another fight
People 'round town know to stay down low
This time, this time, I swear it's not my fault

I didn’t mean it
No, it's not my fault!
I didn’t mean it
I swear it's not my fault!

Long story short, I almost crashed
With a pocket full of cash
And a bottle of tequila in my other hand
Thankfully, the car ran out of gas
And the lease was kind of ass
So I took it back and ate shit on the way
‘Cause I’m tripping over every little thing that I get in my way
That I get in my way, that I get in my-
Tripping over every little thing that I get in my way
That I get in my way, that I get in my-

I didn’t mean it
Swear it's not my fault!
I didn’t mean it
I swear it's not my fault!
(Swear it’s not my fault!)
(Not my fault!)

What should I do with this?
How can I clean this mess?
How could I?
Be my guest
I didn’t ask for, I didn’t ask for this

Not my fault!
I didn’t mean it
No, it's not my fault!
I didn’t mean it
I swear it's not my fault!

Waiting for your turn?
That was days ago
‘Cause if you’re breathing on a dime
Take a somersault
Rewind and get ready to die
But it’s not my fault
A long rope you gotta climb
Swear it’s not my fault!
Waiting for your turn?
That was days ago
‘Cause if you’re breathing on a dime
Take a somersault
Rewind and get ready to die
But it’s not my fault
A long rope you gotta climb
I swear it’s not my fault!