Wake Up, Pass Out

[Intro: Archie Blagden]
Wake up, pass out, we don't know how

[Chorus: Archie Blagden & Josh Greacen]
Wake up, pass out, we don't know how
To stop the show, we don't know how
Wake up, wake up, wake up, then we pass out
Pass out, we don't know how

[Verse 1: Archie Blagden]
You cunts won't listen, so I think it's time to speak my mind
I don't like these Jesus people, they call me the Antichrist
Fuck politicians, before they fuck you, take my advice
Them lizard creatures need castrating 'fore they multiply
There's so much coke in the river that it's just one big white line
I'm gon' surf it tonight, say my goodbyes
So hold a place at the table in Hell
I heard there is a feast tonight
Hope they're serving devil's pie

[Chorus: Archie Blagden & Josh Greacen]
Wake up, pass out, we don't know how
To stop the show, we don't know how
Wake up, wake up, wake up, then we pass out
Pass out, we don't know how

[Bridge: Josh Greacen & Archie Blagden]
When I wake in a ditch with no clothes
I hope Jesus will save my life
If I'm coming off cold, it's not my fault, I've lived a sinful life
Those tits never looked so good
So why are there tears in my eye? (In my eye)
We don't know how

[Break: Archie Blagden & Josh Greacen]
Wake up, wake up, wake up, then we pass out
Pass out, we don't know how

[Verse 2: Archie Blagden]
This girl never looked so good (Uh)
But she's got the Devil's eyes
Jesus, I cannot lie, I'm hypnotized
So nail me up to the bedpost tonight
I'm down for getting crucified
Do me like the son of Christ

[Bridge: Josh Greacen & Archie Blagden]
When I wake in a ditch with no clothes
I hope Jesus will save my life
If I'm coming off cold, it's not my fault, I've lived a sinful life
Those tits never looked so good
So why are there tears in my eye? (In my eye)
We don't know how

[Chorus: Archie Blagden & Josh Greacen, Archie Blagden]
Wake up, pass out, we don't know how
To stop the show, we don't know how
Wake up, wake up, wake up, then we pass out
Pass out, we don't know how

[Outro: Archie Blagden & Josh Greacen]
Wake up, wake up, wake up, then we pass out
Pass out, we don't know how