Wake and Bake

[Intro]
Haha, damn
Ayo Caleb you're crazy bro

[Verse]
Yo, last night was wild as fuck
Every car we was in we ran the mileage up
I woke up to a nice J
Mom wasn't in her room so I checked the driveway, cars gone
My little sis in her bed hella slumped
Then I went and grabbed some headphones so that I could bump
While I'm burning, called the homies up for a skate sesh
Said they were already out and I'm a late mess
I got dressed, then I dipped to the corner
Bought a new box of condoms and a kiwi Arizona
Hella stoned, took a detour, back to the homefront
Left and rolled up to a steezy ass noseblunt
Executed by Dolomite, niggas wanting free merch
They complaining they dollars tight
I don't really care, just make sure that the dollars right
Think you gon [?] Nu Age yeah
We could probably pipe and call it a night
Nevermind cause dudes see [?] probably wife
But she smelling like dookie and [?] white
I'm dreaming that I'm living up that Scottish life
In all plaid, bachelor pad, that's without a price
Cause I don't check it my niggas is getting reckless
Don't test, step up correct, we wreck it and we perfect shit
LACM pretty whores I'm a fetch kid
I'm undressed chilling right next to the next bitch
Got a rep fricking pressing trees cause I'm electric
Roaming out in public people peeping up my necklace
Niggas nowadays don't really know what fresh is
Really had to show DJ Khaled who the best is