Waiting

[Verse 1]
She said she was leavin', I didn't believe her
'Til I saw that big ol' dirty meat cleaver
Hurlin' at my head at quite a speed
I ducked and hollered
Said honey you're sure bothered
By living for free at the mouth of a holler
She yelled back that wasn't fair and I had to agree
She said I ain't your honey and I don't think you're funny
I hate all your songs and I don't need your money
And I'm getting out of here to have me some fun

[Chorus]
Said I'm tired of waiting on someone who's never gonna change
I'm tired of ridin' around like a fool and a clown, playin' all of your games
I'm done with the lyin' and the cryin' and barely gettin' by
And I may hurt right now but I sure won't care when I'm high

[Verse 2]
Well I said it's interesting that you mention
This guitar I pick and the songs I've been singin'
When you know full well all the sad ones I wrote about you
In particular the ones I wrote about cheatin'
And wantin' a gal you got no business needin'
And especially the one about that girl who can't make up her mind

[Chorus]
And I'm tired of waiting on someone who's never gonna change
I'm tired of ridin' around like a fool and a clown, playin' all of her games
I'm done with the lyin' and the cryin' and barely gettin' by
And I may hurt right now but I sure won't care when I'm high