Waiter! Bring Me Water! (Green “Country” Version)

[Intro]
Yeah

[Verse 1]
He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Over my shoulder
Over my shoulder
I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to
Know her
Know her

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, yeah
Then she flicked her hair (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, he began to stare

[Chorus]
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!

[Verse 2]
Uh, oh
I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Know her
Know her

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh, yeah, I ain't getting nowhere (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, she's still standing there

[Chorus]
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Ohh, yeah
Hah!

[Bridge]
There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water!
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!
Bring it on

[Interlude]
Oh
What's so hot about her?
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Send him back to school
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Waiter! Bring me water!