Waffle House

[Verse 1]
When I'm feeling hungry
When my mom don't love me
When I'm feelin' sad
WHen my wife dumps me and goes out with her boyfriend
There's only one place open when the storm ends
It's—

[Chorus]
Waffle House (They'll never let you down)
Waffle House (Unless you fuck around)
Waffle House (Then you might find out)
Waffle House (Good food fast)

[Verse 2]
Flat top eggs, cigarette ash
My waitress has a very strange rash
All made fresh, twenty percent tip with cash
Step over the counter for a four-course whoop-ass
Hash brown smothered and covered with cheese
She took the kids and she's leaving me (Yip-yip)
I'ma need bacon to the highest degree
An all-star special, complete divine cuisine

[Chorus]
Waffle House (They'll never let you down)
Waffle House (Unless you fuck around)
Waffle House (Then you might find out)
Waffle House

[Outro]
So, is Kid Rock, like, actually hot for his time?
Did anyone think he was hot?