Wacky Story 1

[Chorus]
Slide with a backseat I know they see me they wanna be me so damn bad
Now that I beat them they eating semen because I got them so damn mad
I just caught Tony looking at ponies and they are children he's a pedo
How you gonna get caught when you a big shot looking at children you a weirdo

[Verse 1]
Alright its lick time creep through the window cover your face bro don't be a bozo
Take a few hostages hold them at gun point don't be afraid to left a round
Don't be too scared when police pull up just make sure you keep looking around
If you hear sirens I don't know you you don't know me thats how its gonna be
Alright we home now take off your mask I know you feds now how does my gun sound
Just shot a fed hid in the bed but he didn't know I shot his granny
If he went home and checked his pantry he will see his granny don't got a knee
She was old anyway sick lung cancer so I made her death come faster
Kidney on E-Bay Kidney on E-Bay knee on my new chain you can call me crazy
Kidnapped bros sister she looks like a mister then I found out her cooch got a blister
We in the car now middle of nowhere dropping her off in an abandoned bar now
I don't really give a fuck she don't got a dump truck so I will not fuck her at any time

[Bridge 1]
I will not fuck her at any time
I will not fuck her at any time
I will not fuck her at any time
I will not fuck her she don't got a dump truck
I will not fuck her she don't got a dump truck

[Chorus]
Slide with a backseat I know they see me they wanna be me so damn bad
Now that I beat them they eating semen because I got them so damn mad
I just caught Tony looking at ponies and they are children he's a pedo
How you gonna get caught when you a big shot looking at children you a weirdo

[Verse 2]
If it was a duck I'd say what the duck but its a pony so like what the fuck
Don't get caught outside on the wrong block cuz I'll spin around hit you with a truck
Thinking I'm playing I shot a fed he watched me get fed I shot him in the head
Back to his sister who was a mister so its his brother wait where is his mother
Wait I'm back in school this isn't cool why the fuck am i back in school
I'm feeling funny like this is a dream because now I'm up in Krispy Kreme
Who is that girl she sounds like alarm and she's telling me to wake the fuck up
Sounds like my mom and now I'm gone finally waking up at the crack of dawn
That was a weird dream I was in Krispy Kreme do I still have that felony charge
Yes bro you do I look to my left and I see that fed
How the fuck did you get into my house did you break in yes bro I did
Thats a fucking felony did you know that yes I did and now I'm going back

[Bridge 2]
Now I'm going back
Now I'm going back
Now he's going back
The feds going back
That was in jail
When i was in jail
He's going back

[Chorus]
Slide with a backseat I know they see me they wanna be me so damn bad
Now that I beat them they eating semen because I got them so damn mad
I just caught Tony looking at ponies and they are children he's a pedo
How you gonna get caught when you a big shot looking at children you a weirdo
Slide with a backseat I know they see me they wanna be me so damn bad
Now that I beat them they eating semen because I got them so damn mad
I just caught Tony looking at ponies and they are children he's a pedo
How you gonna get caught when you a big shot looking at children you a weirdo