W. D. Gaster vs. The Backrooms

Undertale... Rap Battles!

W. D. Gaster

Vs!

The Backrooms!

[The Backrooms - Verse 1 - Littleflecks]

Watch your step
Wanting to brawl, with these halls
You're a goner

Lost to the onslaught of haunted depths
See the scrawls
On the walls, of the calls

Of the lost souls that wanted death
Hope you caught your breath
This is a test that you're not surviving
Not with your typeface's botched handwriting

Our barriers will not break with souls
You're gonna walk here 'til you need cane pixels
Fallen children in the realms of monstrous hellspawns
That want to kill them? Yeah, we've seen that too

But the only idiot baby to slip and phase
Into this glitchy place that we've seen is y̸͍̐ǫ̵̫̒̀ủ̸͚͖̀
This analog's mythos is monumental, bitch
Literal groundbreaking spawn to mettle with

If you think you'll get spared then you're mental, sick
Our flow gets real experimental quick
And it's typical for visitors to succumb and snap
But since the start of this battle your head had a ton of cracks

You're stuck in here forever trapped
Let me quickly run it back
Even getting on our level
You're never coming back

[W. D. Gaster - Verse 2 - SimplyRazzy]

Very, very interesting
No verse put me quicker into resting

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But if I ought to retort
I'll turn this verse into an autopsy report

The subject's a room that only wants to have you trapped
Best place for you's with the other tapes in the True Lab
For nobody should watch your show, let alone the king watch it
I've seen amalgams creepier than A-Sync's from a sink faucet

I fell into my creation, similar to what Kane did
But what I had created was more then just a playlist
So rhyming with this scientist just isn't the safest
Cause my syllables eliminate these liminal spaces

[The Backrooms - Verse 3 - Littleflecks]

If this is really what the doctor ordered, then I'm pausing it
My body count's whole continents of populaces dropping in
Only breakthrough you've gotten is a closet with no bottom
And it only takes two tots and a pair horns to go stopping it!

You're rotten and I don't think our bacteria can make you live
You ain't a danger if you fade from kids, you gave an egg to Kris
But now I'll leave you scrambled like the frequencies of people
Seeking ways of leaving me, so call for help but no one's reaching G

[W. D. Gaster - Verse 4 - SimplyRazzy]

Entry number 22;
This web series earned so many views
With its yellow rooms, it took life and spread
Spawning even more spinoffs then Siren Head

Full of teens with camcorders running away
From the concept I made but with fun stripped away
We're all done with your tape, it's exhausting to watch it
I've had more fun watching an analog clock tick

I'm not sure what I expected, and yet it's amusing
Such a low effort spectacle said I'd be losing
I say we move onto the next test and forget this all...
...What do you two think?
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