Vossi Bop Freestyle

Yeah
Shout outs to Merky

[Hook 1]
Ay, yo, my brothers don't dab we just Vossi bop
Coffee shop lighting petrol like a Molotov
I had the line for some time, I had to lock it off
No games, snakes tried chase me for my Nokia
Headline tour, now I'm popular
Had to open up for time like a pocket watch
My brotherss don't dab we just Vossi bop
Pop the bottle top, middle finger to the officer (yeah)

[Verse 1]
Vossi boy Vossi boppin' 'em
They're shook
Shaking their face, Tommy Robinson
I do this too well, I could never take an L
Double-Us in my hands I guess I'm Snoop Doggy Doggin' 'em
From the north, this is my side
Thankful to the lord when I make it to the nighttime
**** got killed by a Johnny with a shank
But the media'll say the knife crime ain't the white guy
What's with all the narratives?
What sort of plan is this?
I woke up this morning, saw Piers Morgan blaggin' it
He said the police ain't really the antagonists
So why they break my ribs for a little bit of cannabis?
If that ain't police brutality, it's police brutalitish
Wait, I think I made that up - I don't think that that exists
Great fuckin' Britain bro, I don't think that that exists
Po-po stop and search me when I eat my bag of chips

[Hook 2]
My brothers don't dab we just Vossi bop
Last time I saw my dad he was jogging off
I got beef on my plate, it ain't stroganoff
I'm still on the couch in my boxers watching Gogglebox
I feel like Weezy, bitches want the lollipop
I took her yard, smashed her on the floor like [?] (okay)
Come to put some rappers on the chopping block
And tell these politicians, they can fuck off with the poppy-cog (yeah)

[Verse 2]
On this little island of ours
I lay back and think of Britain when I'm writing my bars
I'll probably get shot like 2Pac and die in the car
Until then, fuck Brexit and Nigel Farage
Okay, good morning Britain we are clearly at war
The media are [?] just appear in my thoughts
They have opinions but they have never been here before
Fuck Piers Morgan, I've got too many peers in the morgue
What is up with you all? Mrs May, I don't fuck with her
Boy, I'm so glad we ain't stuck with her
Gyal say I'm boujie, way too exclusive
But watching the news went and turned me to a nuisance
I knew I'd be the man ever since I was a school kid
They used to take my fingerprints, now they want my blueprints
Ask around these bits, they know that I do bits
If people are offended, it's only 'cause the shoe fits

[Hook 3]
My brothers don't dab we just Vossi bop
Tell Theresa there's an Uber here to drop her off
My brothers don't dab we just Vossi bop
Tell Theresa there's an Uber here to drop her off
My brothers don't dab we just Vossi bop
Tell Theresa there's an Uber here to drop her off
(Taxi for Theresa May)