Voodoo

Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenburg

[Intro]
A 1, A 2, A 1, 2 voodoo
ADAM: This song is intended as a warning
To all the bad people of the world (Ay-yo)
M1: You know who you are. Juan?
ADAM: Yes?

[Verse 1]
ADAM: Hey there Mr. Leafblower Man
M1: Oh, boy
ADAM: Keep is down for goodness sake
M2: It's 5:30
It's way too early in the morning
Can't you please use your wooden rake?
You choose to ignore I even though me hungover
And that's no being nice
So tonight your head will be covered in lice

[Chorus]
ADAM: Voodoo spell on you
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
ADAM: You shouldn't have given I that dirty stare
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
M1: Too late for sorries
Go cut off your hair

[Verse 2]
ADAM: Hey there old, old woman
M1: Old and fat
ADAM: Shopping for food at the store
Why'd you run your cart into I
And knock me eggs on the floor?
Then took the last unbruised cantelope
And laughed so loud with glee
M1: That's not funny
But you won't be laughing
'cause from now on it'll burn when you pee

[Chorus]
ADAM: Voodoo spell on you
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
ADAM: You couldn't have made I any madder
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
M1: That's why he put a curse on your bladder

[Bridge]
EVERYONE: Boodaloo-boodalay
Boodalee-boodalie
Are the words that he say
ADAM: When you fuck with I!
Voooodoo!
Hey Mr. Big Shot in the Mercedes
You should have let me merge
Oh, oh, oh!

[Verse 3]
ADAM: Hey there Mr. State Trooper
M1: Oh, boy
ADAM: Me was only going 58
Please don't you write up that ticket
It'll ruin me insurance rate
You say you have a quota to meet
So straight to hell with I
Me have only one response
EVERYONE: Boodalee, boodalie!

[Chorus]
ADAM: Voodoo spell on you
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
ADAM: You cost I 80 dollars cash
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
M1: We hope you like your new skin rash
M2: Voodoo, voodoo
ADAM: Boodalee, a boodalapa!
M1 & M2: Voodoo, voodoo.(repeat in background until end)

[Outro]
ADAM: To the TV repair man who didn't show up-a
Anytime from 11 to 5 my ass
M1: His ass
M2: His voodoo ass
ADAM: Boodalie, boodalaper
To that chick who gave I a fake phone number
Come on sweetheart
Don't tease I all night long and then pull that old trick
M1: He's no dummy
ADAM: Oh, and Mr. IRS Man
We made a doll that looks just like you
So lighten up with the audit crets
Or I'll burn it's fucking toes off, OK?
Boodalie, boodalayhe