Voldy Baby

Voldy baby, slip a love potion under the tree for me
Been an awful good witch, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight

Voldy baby, a Nimbus Two Thousand and Two, light blue
All it up for you, dear, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the wizards that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list

Voldy baby, what I want is really just not Bertie Bott’s
I’ve been waiting all year, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight

Voldy cutie, forgot to mention one little part — the heart
Of a certain blond boy, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight

Voldy honey, my parents are so loyal to you, it’s true
That should count for something, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With decorations bought in Knockturn Alley
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Voldy baby, I’ve given up on Harry, I fear, this year
Draco will do just fine, Voldy baby
My Floo Network is open tonight
My Floo Network is open tonight
My Floo Network is open tonight