Voicemail

[Intro]
"I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available"
Ugh

[Verse 1]
I walked to the deli 'cause I found a dollar
I picked up a Red Bull
I'm thinking of you
Do you miss me? Do you miss your mother?
I'm just smoking
Alone on the roof
It's raining in the middle of August
Isn't that awesome?
It's wet on my shoes
I'm thinking of you

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm two steps from a midlife crisis
And my best wasn't worth the hype
And the subtext is that I'm on fire
My checks keep bouncing higher
Sorry, I'm just rambling
Saying everything I think
Anyway, I love you, I was hoping you could give me a call

[Post-Chorus]
(Call)
"I'm sorry, but the person you've called is not available" (Perfect)
"Please leave a message a—" (Fuck)

[Verse 2]
I don't wanna take another shower with my head between my knees
I don't wanna need nobody else if nobody is needing me
("Hello?")
Hi, can you hear me? It's so good to hear you
Wait, can you see me?
My service is bad
I'm not busy, I guess that's my problem
I'm so depressed
Fuck, did I cut out again?
My service is bad

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm two steps from a midlife crisis
And my best wasn't worth the hype
And the subtext is that I'm on fire
My checks keep bouncing higher
Sorry, I'm just rambling
Saying everything I think
Anyway, I love you, I was hoping you could give me a call

[Bridge]
Give me a call
Give me a call, yeah, yeah
Give me a call
'Cause I'm two steps from a midlife crisis (Yeah)
And my best wasn't worth the hype
And the subtext is that I'm on fire (Yeah)
(I'm on fire, and I'm on fire) Woah

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm two steps from a midlife crisis
And my best wasn't worth the hype
And the subtext is that I'm on fire
My checks keep bouncing higher
Sorry, I'm just rambling
Saying everything I think
I don't wanna bum you out, but I–
"You know what? Ugh, never mind"
Anyway, I love you, thanks for calling 'cause I missed you
Guess I'll see you when I see you, I'm just lonely so I gave you a call

[Outro]
"After you finish your message, just hang up, or, to hear more options, please press '1'"