Vital Vitriol

Hee ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, this is bound to be a blast!

Welcome to my alchemy lab
So you find yourself entranced
By the power wrought through chemistry
You'll soon discover what's in store
For the kingdom and its citizenry

Alone, and in the fray
How do you think you'll fare
Against my dark design

Run home
And if you're lucky you may just be able
To leave with your hide

Now get ready for the fight of your life
Don't think your skills are gonna
Save you from me, Shovel boy!
Pain and suffering brings me joy
You won't make it out alive
Now you die

Altruism, what a joke
That's nothing but lies and smoke
Chaos is the only way
Now you'll pay

Falling ever further down into madness
What a sight to see
It's beautiful
Why don't you try it?
Look what mania's done for me!

Behold!
The science of discovery is endless
If you break the rules

Untold capacity for everything horrendous
I won't suffer fools!

Up 'till now you've done just fine
But the last laugh here will still be mine 'cause
I have something up my sleeve
Come in closer and you'll see
Deception is my forte
Bombs away!

Caustics and agility
You can't hope to step to me
This battle is almost won
Now you're done

Gotta give you accolades
For enduring all of my attacks
But this is where your story fades
So I'll cut the games and stop the act

Now burn!
Lay down your arms and recognize your folly
It's the end for you

Return to ash and dust
The afterlife is calling
This fight's nearly through

Hate to break the news like this
But your journey here's been meaningless 'cause
You think you're the player one
But this game has just begun
See the flipside if you will
Time to kill

It's not easy being me
Solitude and Alchemy
When your efforts crash and burn
It's my turn