Virtual Loser

In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures
Classified loosely as technology freaks
Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features
Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks

I wanna pull the plug and cause your system to crash
But then where would you be?
With no heated-up discussions in an Internet chat
You look like a helpless virtual loser to me

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Virtual loser
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Their closest human touch is through a keyboard and mouse pad
But you can't take computers to the senior prom
To reach 'em, write to Loser care of Mommy and Dad
Or www.loser.com

I wanna pull the plug and cause your system to crash
But then where would you be?
With no heated-up discussions in an Internet chat
You look like a helpless virtual loser to me

Virtual
Virtual
Virtual loser
[x2]