Virtual Life

Words & Music by Paul Brandt

I'm bored
I need a new topic
Search the world for another subject
And by the time I find it I've forgotten where I was
IPod and a plasma TV
On the latest reality series
Surf the web and I M a bit
While I'm on my cell-phone

I'm high def
And I'm proud of it
And tivo doesn't skip a bit
If I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing
Rewind, record and slow mo
Satellite and digital cable
Wi-fi, I'm high speed
Got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone

But you can't upload love
And you can't download time
You can't google all life's answers
But everything is gonna be alright
Cause I love you honey
And what we've got's the genuine
Real deal
This ain't no
Virtual Life

I need a break
From technology
I think I owe you an apology
I've analyzed our data to quantize the way I feel
Been thinking maybe I should
Hold you now that would feel real good
A real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me

Old school
Yeah, a little old fashioned
Still don't know how it happened
But now we got 3 kids, a car, and a mortgage of our own
I think I finally got the lowdown
Sometimes we just need to slowdown
Take time to smell the roses, pet a dog
And be in love

Ain't nothin like the real thing