Virginity Rockz

[Intro: Tommy Wiseau]
I did not hit her, it's not true!
It's bullshit!
I did not hit her! I did not. Oh hi, Mark

[Tag: Cactus Dick]
Cactus Dick on the Track

[Build Up: O'brian and Mister Magnum]

[O'brian]
Alright, so I really haven't had sex yet
My mom told me abstinence is actually pretty cool
So, uh, I know
I guess my hand's better than like a pussy, I guess
Um, yeah, so, uh
Fuck having sex, I mean
Virginity's actually pretty cool
Um, yeah, uh
I haven't had sex
Um, fuck, cause like having sex with girls is gay, kind of

[Mister Magnum]
Hot Tub!

[Verse 1: O'brian]
My sports goggles make your coochie melt
I'm not fucking on your bitch, cause I heard the pussy smelt
Keep my sex game cold, cause that shit gonna melt
Rather have a pocket pussy, than your fucking pelt
What, X fucking died, and I guess that was sad
So I jacked that shit out, like I'm a young lad
I don't wanna have sex, cause my mom says that's bad
Stay a virgin for awhile cause that shit's fucking rad
Huh, uh, yeah, what
My friend had sex, and he got an STD
My giant cock would make anyone say oui oui (wee wee)
Sex is gross, and I heard girls bleed
Came to kill the pussy, like I'm in Assassin's Creed

[Verse 2: Jelly Fam Matt]
Isn't sex where you suck a fart out of another girl's butt?
Yeah, what (Oh yeah I read that somewhere)
It was on Tucker Carlson or something (Uh, uh Alex Jones)
I'm upset (he's upset)
Virginity rocks, boys hide your cocks
Nut in your socks, pussy give you chicken pox
No, hell no, I didn't nut in her
But when I use my hand, I'm considered Jack the Ripper
You can't have sex, before marriage
If so, I'mma make you have miscarriage
Rest in peace, to my boy X
I made a vow to him to never have sex, I'm upset, yeah
Jelly Fam (on my neck)
(Where's my penis in a bagel)
Ay, lil

[Verse 3: Mister Magnum]
Crying in the shower
(Where's Magnum at?)
Yeah, right behind you baby, don't worry
Hey, where's the infinite pussy?
Oh everywhere? Oh okay, awesome
Magnum, magnum, magnum, magnum, magnum (Shit)
I'm upset
These girls want my dick when it's erect (Fuck)
Don't have to do anything to make them wet (Nut)
I love women even though I haven't had sex yet
Instead I take my bagel, in the pantry (Fuck)
Ya, ya, I don't care if the music stopped
I'm gonna take my bagel, I'm gonna fuck it, ya (Bagel)
I'm gonna nut in my bagel, then I'm gonna eat it, ya (Penis in a bagel)
Soggy bagels, that what we call it, ya