Vinnie the Eel

Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Is all right

Vinnie, Vinnie from Jamaica, Queens
Met a girl in her tight blue jeans
Got her drunk at the corner bar
Popped her cherry in his daddy's car
Zipped up his fly, pussy juice on his lips
Bumped in to Tony the Fish
Tony the fish smelled like scallions and clams
Hit the street in his daddy's Trans Am

Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Is all right

Hot nights on the boulevard
Funky Linda makes [his] dick get hard
A large pie with extra cheese
Spilled some sauce on his Guinea Jeans
Summer was hot, and the streets were dirty
Met some girls from over in Jersey
Drove the T/AM over to Tony's
Did it on the backseat while he ate my calzone

Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Vinnie the eel
Is alright