Viktorious

A Cracker Jack is in the sand
A big surprise waits in my hand

I'm Viktorious

That's quite the dog you got right there
Now here's a glimpse of my pet bear

I'm Viktorious

Now if you're alive
Soon you will die
I bid you goodbye

Apparently I'm old enough
To drag my Rolex through the mud

I'm Viktorious

My family tree is a golden one
I spread my seed with a water gun

I'm Viktorious

Now if you're alive
Soon you will die
So wave goodbye

Come right this way
You're in my way
Hey watch your mouth
Go wash your mouth
You know who I am?
Know who I am
Get out of my way

I broke this mic with my tongue
I sang this song for everyone

I'm Viktorious

I'm almost there. I almost quit
You'll never guess who I just kissed...Viktorious