Viewers Like You

I thought I heard you screaming
I thought I heard you crying
But then the TV told me, yeah
That you were only lying
That you were only crying wolf
That you were only j-j-jiving
Then I changed the channel
You bored me with your whining

Oh, I've seen everything. Everything!
Every possible scenario
I'm filled with such ennui
I could sleep for a week

Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man?
I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence
And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex

I thought I heard you bleeding
I thought I heard you dying
But then the TV told me, yeah
Help would be arriving
And then I heard a bomb explode!
I saw the fighters d-d-dive
And then I changed the channel
To go turn on more whining

Oh, I've seen everything. Everything!
Every possible scenario
I'm filled with such ennui
I could sleep for a week

Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man?
I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence
And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex

Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man?
I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence
And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex