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Wanna talk about a raw-ass vocation?
I post everything I do online
Now I’ll never have to work at a Subway
Even though I still work at one part-time

I am famous for my intonation
Always caught under the nations eye
When will he produce a new opinion?
Gotta find out what is on his mind

Yeah
I’m number one
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Trolls will comment I have brain deprivation
Though I did have birth asphyxia
They just cannot comprehend my brilliance
Or they’re feminists with a deep state brain wash

Haters laugh until they see my content
Like my new unboxing video
I’ve got 200 new subscriptions

I’m number one
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Grandma says that I should go outside - well screw her
User retention is a race for time – hup to it
What's the point of doing nothing now
Unless somebody can view it
100% brain usage, nothin' to it

Yeah
I’m number one
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