Video Games = Mass Shootings?

[Chorus]
I play video games
Which means, I'm a terrorist because of Steam
All these mass shootings are because of these games
It hurts my brain
I play video games
Which means, I'm a terrorist because of Steam
All these mass shootings are because of these games
It hurts my brain

[Verse]
If I played Minecraft since I was six
When will I shoot up a nearby Target
Playing Minecraft was fun, drinking Kool-Aid Jammers
I might cause mass shootings, not learning my manners
When will I buy a gun? Will I think it is fun?
All of these questions are making me wanna throw up
Will I go to jail for life? Pull up with a chef knife
I'll throw away my games in the bin till it rots while time goes by
While time goes by (Yuh, yuh)
While time goes by

[Chorus]
I play video games
Which means, I'm a terrorist because of Steam
All these mass shootings are because of these games
It hurts my brain
I play video games
Which means, I'm a terrorist because of Steam
All these mass shootings are because of these games
It hurts my brain

[Interlude]
Hey Nickelodeon, I-... I have a question. Um, can you please bring back BrainSurge?