I don't drive a sports car
Cause I don't like to go too fast
I hang around with a punk rock girl
Only live in the real world
You won't see me at a music show
It's too loud I don't wanna go
And I don't sleep at a normal time
It's too hot in the summer time
You might catch me at the place to be
But I won't be on ecstasy
And I won't be on benzadrine
And I won't be on pcp
And I won't be on 2cb
And I won't be on LSD
Well I might be on some of those things
Wait wait till the telephone rings
It's half past midnight, I feel fine
I'm on the computer, I'm going online
If I'm out, if I'm out and it's late at night
Get the last train, get the Victoria Line
Sometimes I get crazy
If I'm feeling crazy
I like to swallow my words
Some things are best left unheard
Some things are best left unsaid
Like when I'm going to bed
And when I wish I was dead
I keep it all in my head
So I lock up my door
And I open my door
Then I make a new song
Maybe for an album
Post it on Patreon
Post it in the discord
Helping out the discourse
If I use discord
It's half past midnight, I feel fine
I'm on the computer, I'm going online
If I'm out, if I'm out and it's late at night
Get the last train, get the Victoria Line