Victim’s Choice

(Ready or not, ready or not, ready or not, ready or not)
Looks like I got a date, boys!

You end with an ear if you start with a sound
Break in a circle that comes never round
Opened my eyes to see the light
There you were to my delight

Hair in your nose and frost in your brow
You looked like a bear but you smelled like a cow
You made me meal of milk and wheat
I opened a vein and bled to your feet
Bled to your feet

Variety, variety, that's what I like to see
Joy to the world you dirty old bag
This is the best time I ever had
One day was an eternity
Here's to the years that you gave to me

Here's to the rain that flatters my hair
Here's to the smell of smoke in the air
Here's to the straw where I make my bed
Here's to the hole where I'm lying dead
I'm lying dead

(Ready or not, ready or not, ready or not, ready or not)
What I like, what I like is the incredible variety

(Oh... 1, 2, 3, 4!)
(Ready or not, ready or not)
No, no, no!
Ready or not, ready or not, ready or not, ready or not