Vibrator

[Verse 1]
Larger than life, sharper than a knife
Ever ready all of the time
Slick and smooth
I'm bound to improve your mood
And make you feel fine

[Verse 2]
Sticking to me now, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum
I can do it like nothing else does

[Verse 3]
You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me
I'm your friend, my love won't bend
And that I can guarantee

[Verse 4]
Straight and true and all for you
I'm so eager to please
Stick with me and I'll keep you free
From any nasty disease

[Chorus]
Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
Pleased and ready to start
Cause I'm vi-vi-vi-vibrator
With a power pack for a heart

[Verse 5]
Check my heart before we start
I don't wanna blow no fuse
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use

[Verse 6]
Powersurges, I get the urge
To do my legendary thing
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies
I know your bells are starting to ring

[Chorus]
Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
Pleased and ready to start
Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
With a power pack for a heart, oh

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 7]
Wasn't that good?
Now, wasn't that nice?
Now see, we get along real fine
I knew I was the boy for you
When you came for the second time

[Verse 8]
Clean me up, put me away
You know you need the rest
I'll be here whenever you need me
I've never ever failed the test

[Chorus]
Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
Pleased and ready to start
Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
With a power pack for a heart

[Outro]
Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
Pleased and ready to start
Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
And you know I'll never break your heart