Viagra

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna do viagra with your mom
At a Disney contest for a princess complex and
I’m gonna eat street tacos off the street
Isn’t that what you meant when you said you loved meat?
And Anna's crying again
'Cause mom found p*** in the DVR in the den
And I’m just tryna make friends
But everyone said I’m too old to be a freshman

[Hook]
Ooooh
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just

[Verse 2]
Left me outside in the cold by the back gate
With an old American angler magazine
Brushing your teeth you taste like Colgate
Axe is the smell of Chad, my "soulmate"
Eisenhower, thanks for the interstates
Near the Great Lakes you know I don't hate
To get around like this, to get around like this
Anna, you know it's okay to get off

[Hook]
Ooooh
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just

[Bridge]
It said culture, something about a vulture
Taking all the rubbers
From the Sex ed teacher
And I don't know why I'm
Sitting on the sideline
When I got all the water
Jack is just a tosser but I'm the lifeline

[Hook]
Ooooh
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just
Jack is just, Jack is just, Jack is just