Veronica

[Intro]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 1]
Well she's all sex creature, a triple X feature
She's got more positions than a [?]
I said "Veronica, well is this a rumor?"
She said, "Nah, I'm fuckin' niggas 'til they catch a dick tumor"

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 2]
The girl is [?] to be so wack
She ought to have a waterbed stuck to her back
Whatever she do that make my body go quiver
She fucked up everything but my liver

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 3]
She's a stunt for a blunt and she hates to front
She would love to tug your homeboy 'til the end of the month
I said, "Veronica is this true?"
She said "I'd love to fuck you baby 'til my face turns blue"

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 4]
She's a lovely lady, and she loves to fuck
So I said, "Yo, Veronica," she said, "What's up?"
"So girl, tell me something, if you're not a slut
Then what's that thing sticking up your butt?'"

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 5]
She's a nymphomaniac, that you best believe
And once her body starts humping, she refuses to cease
I saw her in the dressing room with my man Lee
He said "She gave me some ass because I gave her the freeze"

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 6]
Well when I first met Veronica, she came to my house
She said "Al Baby, I'm here to work it out"
She teased so hard, I had to give in
The next week the doctor had to put my dick in a sling

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 7]
Veronica's a girl that's one of a kind
I said the things she do just blew your mind
She's excellent in bed and also does good head
She fucked my old man 'til his dick dropped dead

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 8]
She's a wham-bam, a thank-you-ma'am
She even got dogged by the L.A. Rams
I said to myself how could she be this way
But this girl'll fuck you 'til your hair turns gray

[Chorus]
Oh! Veronica, Veronica (Who, me?)
Oh! Veronica, girl! (Who, she?)
Oh! Veronica, Veronica
Oh! Veronica, girl!

[Verse 9]
Well this is the end of this little tale
About this girl we thought we knew so well
She's a sexy kind of girl you just have to have
But if you wanna know the truth, she's an undercover fag

[Outro]
No! Veronica, Veronica (That's me)
No! whatever you are! (That's me)
No! Veronica, Veronica
No! whatever you are!
Veronica, Veronica
Veronica, girl
Veronica, Veronica
Veronica, girl
Veronica, Veronica
Veronica, girl