Venti Vs Mettaton - Genshin Vs Anything

Venti:
Oh, a royal scientist so bright must have suddenly been out of her mind
To turn a cereal box into a serial killer who’s out to exterminate humankind
Now this bard’s barging in to scrap this Ruin Guard into a discarded mess
Already taken care of Stanley, now there’s another spirit to lay to rest!
So this is the supposed hero from Hotland?
Heh, I knew one myself back in the day
If only she were here to beat your violent games
When you’re more like the Lawrence Clan!
So I’m picking up the ball you went and dropped
‘Cause you’ve fallen off acting as the boss
Tell me, what’s your beef with Burgerpants
When you’re flaming him ‘til he’s driven mad?
Taking headshots at this actor, poems and songs? I’ve went and mastered
Couldn’t catch up to my speed, gee, even your snails would’ve been faster!
And speaking of royals, maybe try to tell your king to go abort his mission
When I could’ve brought freedom to monsterkind without killing children!

Mettaton:
Thank you, darling! But alas, you came out empty against MC MTT!
I thought the god of wind would blow me away, but that hardly counted as a gentle breeze!
Quiz time! Who’s the freeloading nuisance who fails in assisting the Traveler?
Oh, you obviously mean that pesky little pixie thing- (Incorrect buzzer) Ha, wrong answer!
But if you guessed Barbatos, you’d be correct!
A dunce of a deity other gods disrespect
And let’s bring up the people he neglects
All for “freedom”, I think Ar-con suits you best!
And your angel form? Oh my! Let’s pull up the censors on this loser!
A useless drunken god? Someone please take him back to KonoSuba!

Venti:
Hehe, that’s the best that you’ve got? Did Frisk come and diffuse your plot?
That verse blew up in your face for someone going, “mY wOrDs aRe tHe bOmB!!” (Oh!)
You barely scratched the surface, couldn’t even fulfill your own desire
Wouldn’t want to drink at your place when you got a bad taste of a geno-cider
I know the world is full of lost ballads that are just waiting to be found
But seeing how you met your fate, I think your swan song’s best left underground
‘Cause with that NEO form, you’ll forever be known as a one-hit wonder now
So it’d only take one flip of a switch to shut your whole production down!
(Venti uses his Elemental Burst to flip Mettaton’s switch)

Mettaton:
Oh my…
Did you
Just flip
My switch?
(Mettaton starts shaking like crazy and then…)

Mettaton EX:
That peashooter couldn’t faze me, thought your arrows won’t do the same?
Ha! The only fruits of your labor now will be tomatoes thrown at your face!
Time to wrap this up, we’ve got a finale that will get the audience buzzing
Don’t worry, darling, I’ll make your final moments ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!
OH YES! Flip my switch? Let’s flip the script with my brand-new form in!
Spreading more terror than Dvalin could when this killer robot storms in!
You truly bore us, darling, can’t fix those rhymes when that magic’s bogus!
Call me La Signora, darling, when I’m stealing your win like it’s your Gnosis!
This tone-deaf bard’s barely built enough of a presence to bring my ratings higher
And fabricating your own legends, hon? How fitting you play the Holy Lyre/Liar!
Oh, I’m so glad we had our heart to heart before we can say “Au Revoir”
Now your legacy fades away like your friend you took your body from…